For those of you who are new to the Expensive Taste Test game, welcome to the show where we test the Rich and Famous to see if they actually know how to be Rich and Famous. And, again, if you’re new, just know that every video starts the same: “I got this!” Welp.
Pop superstar and all-around Queen of Bangs Kim Petras said the same thing as everyone else. But, like, does she know the difference between cheap and expensive champagne? Even though she’s “more about that weed life,” she agrees to enthusiastically give it a go. We do give her props for also trying out expensive tequila and a couple of ~love potions~ on camera (keep reading for the tea on the potions!!!).
Speaking of lurve, since Valentine’s Day is quickly (too quickly?) approaching, we celebrated a bit of self-care by making Kim test out some love potions and vibrators. Kim, a self-proclaimed “expert” on vibrators, hands down won that round. She even gave a shout-out to her fans who were “absolutely going to love this” segment, and TBH, we totally did. Also, contrary to popular belief, pricey love potions are NOT cute and pink and lowkey look like freshly watered dirt. Remember that before you try and get Timothée Chalamet your crush to fall in love with you this Valentine's Day, mmmkay?
Literally everything about this episode gave off fun, positive vibes, including the rose quartz and amethyst pendulum we threw in front of her. QQ for the crystals: Is Kim the best pop star you’ve ever seen? Well, y’all are just going to have to watch the video above to find out. Oh, and there may be a surprise a cappella performance of “Icy” in there as well.
